Meet Chris Grayling, a Kent-based maths tutor and writer who has endured a tough time from the nation’s lawyers of late.
Not only does Chris share the Justice Secretary’s name, but they also have a hairstyle in common.
As a result, poor Chris often finds himself @-ed in tweets intended for his politician namesake.
To his great credit, Chris responds with impeccable politeness.
Even when being urged to give himself up to a baying mob, Chris is all charm.
The good news is that Chris finds the whole thing quite amusing.
Indeed, these days he sometimes pops up for a chat with his new lawyer pals unprompted.
Be nice to him tomorrow.