University sex survey shows wannabe lawyers prefer approaching from behind to traditional missionary position
Law students far and away prefer a doggy-style shag over the beast-with-two-backs position preached by Christian missionaries, say researchers, who are now doubtless lying in a dark room for a spot of rest.
Online student rag The Tab reported recently that its researchers found that 34% of law students said doing it like Lassie was their preferred position, while only 21% agreed with the vicars and priests that missionary was the most satisfying — or appropriate.
That put law students effectively on a par with the wider British population, of which, according to The Tab, 33% back doggy style. While 23% of the nation as a whole said that missionary is best.
Sadly, the survey showed that law students were not as keen to encourage girl power as those studying other disciplines.
The “cowgirl” position (for those keen on detailed instruction, websites are available) was tipped as favourite by only 24% of law students, compared with 33% of open-minded wannabe dentists.
And those Christian preachers will be most pleased with chemistry students. Some 27% said missionary was their favourite position, the highest of any discipline in The Tab survey.
Previously:
Law students top the university shagging league [Legal Cheek]