Ain’t nobody got time for that
1. ATTEND 9AM LECTURES
FaceTime counts, right?
2. PAY ATTENTION IN SEMINARS
It’s possible to do more than one thing at the same time, really.
3. BRING THE CAFFEINE HABIT UNDER CONTROL
It was a matter of weeks before you realised 2014-level caffeine doses continued to be necessary in order to function.
4. BE LESS OF A LEGAL KNOW-IT-ALL
It’s difficult when crap like Broadchurch is all over TV.
5. STOP LEAVING EVERYTHING TO THE LAST MINUTE
Arghh! The vac scheme deadline is on Saturday and I haven’t made a single application!
6. CUT BACK ON SOCIAL MEDIA
Until you realised memes were your main source of legal knowledge.
7. EAT MORE HEALTHILY
I have to tackle hours of land law — a quinoa stuffed wrap just isn’t going to cut it.
8. GET MORE SLEEP
It didn’t stipulate that the location for sleep had to be in a bed.
9. DRINK LESS ALCOHOL
You made it four weekends without a drink — time to celebrate, surely?
10. BECOME MORE COMMERCIALLY AWARE
Subscribing to The Economist is not, disappointingly, the same as reading The Economist.
11. STUDY IN EFFICIENT, HIGH-INTENSITY BURSTS
Separation of powers, la la la la la …
2015 is shaping up to be …. rather similar to 2014.