Among the annals of middle-aged men wearing football kits shared by Twitter account Full-Kit Wankers, there is, we can reveal, a lawyer.
Unfortunately, despite our exhaustive searches, we have been unable to identify the Manchester City-supporting member of the legal profession pictured above.
More images of non-professional footballers going about their business in official football shirts, shorts and socks can be viewed on Full-Kit Wankers’ timeline below.