A leaked bust-up between three London flatmates — who happen to be law students at UCL — appeared in the blogosphere overnight. The two main arguing parties clearly have a keen enthusiasm for their subject, employing an extensive range of legal jargon in their angry exchange…
It begins as follows:
Other highlights include a reference to a flat “dispute resolution mechanism”…
…and a warning against “sullying this honourable calling” that is the law.
It goes on. There is a full (seven page!) version here, which has been adapted slightly by US legal blog Above the Law to incorporate American-English terminology.